One night I dreamed I was walking along in the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene there were footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there are two sets of footprints and sometimes there were just one.
This bothered me so I asked Him.
Me: You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?
The Lord replied.
Lord: I was riding my Escargot you damn noob!
